Nanny Says So

ABOUT  NANNY CANE'S

What must all boys & girls understand? They must understand that what Nanny Cane says goes, ALWAYS. Whatever is going on, all boys & girls know that they must listen to Nanny Cane, because Nanny Cane knows best.

"Why,'' you ask?? 

BECAUSE... NANNY SAYS SO!!

Nanny Cane decided long ago that all boys & girls must be kept in-line with firm and concise direction & yet plenty of that homemade TLC that only Nanny Cane can provide.

Nanny Cane also decided long ago that when children misbehave, they must be spanked until their little bottoms are rosy red and feel as though on fire!! Nanny Cane has little patience for poorly behaved children, & Nanny Cane WILL  punish them!! 

For Those Punishments Nanny Cane Has:

Classic over-the-knee spankings, wooden & leather paddles, leather belts & straps, wooden spoons, paddle hair brushes, bars of soap for dirty little mouths, classic bamboo or rattan canes and extension cords for whipping that bottom extra hard, & Nanny Cane can come up with hundreds of other household items & severe punishments to teach those naughty children to behave!!

If you are a VERY NAUGHTY child, Nanny Cane will take you to the tree in the backyard, next to your swing set, & Nanny Cane will let you pick your own switch to receive your punishment right on that tushy!!

Of course, when children are well-behaved, they will receive special little rewards & privileges, as Nanny Cane will be very pleased with the display of a well-behaved child. 

Special rewards will be discussed with good children as they sit on Nanny Cane's lap being coddled. There will be candy & special evenings of staying up late and having cookies & milk with Nanny Cane past the well-behaved child's usual bedtime schedule. 

Remember, Nanny Cane always runs a very tight ship, Nanny Cane always knows best, & good children will listen to Nanny Cane.

"Why,'' you ask??

BECAUSE... NANNY SAYS SO!! 

 

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