HRH COUNTESS CANE'S LADIES ACADEMY
&
FINISHING SCHOOL
Aka "SISSY SCHOOL"
Timeless Classical Instruction in a Changing Modern World for the Changing Modern Girl...
Hello, Ladies. Herein is a basic synopsis of The Academy's Academic structure, albeit each young lady shall receive her own personally created educational program, as you're all unique, important, and exceptionally special girls, and you shall be treated as such and in this mannerism whilst we partake in your transformational studies of learning to navigate the world as the woman that you were born to be.
As may be expected, Headmistress Countess Cane follows instructional protocol of the classic display of, "Lady in the parlor, seductive vixen in the bedroom." There is no need for public consumption of your knickers whilst you elegantly dine at Le Cirque in your Chanel dress and take in an afternoon at the ballet or the latest installation at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
However, in the vein of the truly sexy vixen you are, you shall be taught to become a modern-day woman and exceptionally sexy when the time is right. Puritanical prudism instruction is highly discouraged at The Academy.
Your Courses Shall Revolve Around:
Hair, makeup, nails (hands & feet), fashions from head to toe including and not limited to: lingerie, dresses, jewelry & relevant accessories, and of course the proper wearing and walking in the highest of heels, working your way up to iconic Louboutins.
You will be taught to portray an authentic display of your feminine womanly persona. You will be taught to present yourself, speak, gesture, and command attention as the woman you truly are. You will graduate as a true starlet of the most feminine variety -- you shall be the belle of the ball... ALWAYS.
